I'll comment on your shit soon, but here's a brief little sample of what I wrote on Yammer (our company's internal Facebook), while trying to convince the rest of my team to spend our team money to take a limo to Medieval Times:
How much do you love honor?
How much do you love glory?
How often have you dreamed of being a king/queen?
All of these things can be yours, if you vote for a limousine to Medieval Times for our Sophos spiff! It will be an epic adventure (surely not for the faint of heart!), including (but not limited to): knights, dragons(?), mead and luxurie$.
How can you turn it down?! For a mere pittance, a luxurious chariot fit for royalty would pick us up from work and drive us to a land of enchanment known as Medieval Times, where our champion would fight for the glory of our house. There, we would gorge ourselves on the greatest haunches of roast meat that anyone can ask for. We will yell at other knights (or knaves, if you know what I mean!), and cheer our honorable man-at-arms on to ultimate victory (and we'll probably get like a dessert or something). You know you want to
I trust you have achieved an instant majority after publishing this masterpiece. As you say: How can they say no?
ReplyDeleteI just started writing a post about Lions pending free agents for the next season, and then realized they're in the hunt for the goddamn playoffs, so why am I thinking about the offseason. LIONS.