Tuesday, November 29, 2011

I am in a town run by a cult. And there are spies all around me.

Dave,

We've arrived at the small town based around Casa de Ignacio, where the faith healer and his ilk work their magic. You are required to wear all white to any sessions featuring these people. The first pair of white pants(!) I looked at was 38 Reais (about $24).

I really want to get deep into this and win a Pulitzer for my investigative journalism. As such, I am taking on a very spiritual and reverential appearance for all of my dealings this week. I'm fairly certain that the townsfolk are used to weed out skeptics, and I don't want to be exposed.

I'd tell you to pray for me, David, but there's enough prayer to go around here.

-Doggins

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