Chris,
Let me start off by saying that the Flash Taco burrito that I am eating is simply delicious. I am not exactly sure how the Lions won today (I'll get to that later), as I followed up the win by going to Passine's and then back to the Corners for more drinks. The Monday night game between the Lions and Bears should be wild.
Also, I'm watching Taken right now, and it's still awesome. I hope you don't get sold into sexual slavery like Liam Neeson's daughter. OR DO I?
So, the Lions sucked dick to start the game. Stafford was flat-out bad. No question. At halftime, the Lions were down by a score of 27-3. (Just keep in mind that none of this was official, because I tried once again, to do a shot every time the Lions recorded a first down). Seriously? Fuck you, Famke Jannsen! You're good looking, but let Liam Neeson give his fucking daughter a present. Fuck you, too, STUART. Just because you're fucking Liam Neeson's ex-wife doesn't mean you are her father. God damnit. People these days.
The Lions came back with two pick-sixes. Bobby Carpenter had the first (I don't know if it was credited to him, as he fumbled it in the endzone and Eric Wright picked it up.) and South Padre had the second. So with the score 27-17 (?), the Lions scored the next two touchdowns in traditional fashion: CALVIN MOTHERFUCKING JOHNSON. Two more touchdowns, bud. The first one was in triple coverage. He's so god damned good. I am drunk.
I love you.
Dave
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