Part II

Hey bud,

So I just got home with a 12-pack of Budweiser. Moser and Brandon are picking me up at 9:30 p.m. for that Career Builder party. Keehner and Hoelscher are here, and Keehner said I should time stamp my beers. Let's do this (note: I drank two beers at work before this).

Beer No. 1 (5:53 p.m.): I'm listening to Red Wings over Baron. Keehner and E-Hoel do not know it.

Beer No. 2 (6:00 p.m.): I'm doing a lot less writing since I have Keehner and E-Hoel to talk to. I still love you though, bud. Fuck everyone who says differently, because Michael Bolton is the greatest god damned singer of all-time.

Beer No. 3 (6:13 p.m.): I'm disappointed with myself. I'm talking with Hutch a lot, though. I cannot wait for her wedding on Labor Day. I'm pretty much guaranteeing that I am going to have the best time of my life. Elizabeth just asked me to play something upbeat. 3 Inches of Blood it is.

Beer No. 4 (6:30 p.m.): We're listening to songs from The Little Mermaid. I would have finished my beer sooner, but Keehner and I had to set up a basketball shooting arcade game in our apartment. Hutch and I have concluded that if we had been raised in the same city, we would have been BEST BUDS. Sebastien was a real grouch, but he had Ariel's best interests at heart.

Beer No. 5 (6:45 p.m.): Get some? I need to watch Cool Runnings right now.

Beer No. 6 (7:07 p.m.): Disney Scene It has stolen the show. Also, Keehner might be a savant.

I can't focus on this anymore. I love you.