Beast Warrior Appeals to Children

Rodney just called me to have me relay the following story to you:

So, I was dropping Brendan off at school today and Beast Warrior came up on my iPod, leading to the following exchange.

Brendan: "I like this band. They're good. Who is this?"
Rodney: "This is Beast Warrior. It's Uncle Chris's band."
Brendan: "Really? I like them, they're good. I really like the guy that sounds like a monster."
Rodney: "That's Uncle Chris!"
Brendan: "Really? He's good. I like the other guy, too. He sounds funny."

Suck it, Sam.