My arrival in Thailand has proven one irrefutable truth: I am way, way out of drinking shape. I spent most of the day being sweaty and hung over (including throwing up in a mall bathroom this morning), and this was after a pretty tame night, all things considered. I'm now posted up in Bangkok for the next few weeks (I live in the same building as Matt--it's like a dorm, only we're adults and living in Thailand!), so it's time to really start getting my form back. There are so many good-looking Thai women here, but I am terrified of having sex with a man, so I'm wary of everyone. Frankly, it's a very confusing state of affairs.

Matt, as you can imagine, is essentially the same. We are about to get wild, brother. So wild. I'm going to his school on Wednesday to be the noted lecturer/mid-term exam. I think he just wants me to talk to them and let him know if I can understand them. To ensure this happens, Matt told his class "You BETTER have questions prepared. Don't you embarrass me!" This was one of many hilarious job-related quotes from Matt, along with "I can't understand why they didn't renew my contract at my last job, I mean, after 'Matthew Kelly presents MOVIE WEEK.'"

My trip is about to take a turn for the ridiculous.