Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Women in cults

As I wrote on my other blog, a lot of the volunteers (and participants) in this place are attractive. Can I pull a Mac from Sunny ("Charlie Gets an Abortion") and lie to convince a cult follower to have sex with me?!

4 comments:

  1. Honestly, the whole thing sounds kinda surreal to me. The blind acceptance in the face of what, from your description at least, sounds like a bit of a sham. I suppose that is what faith is though. Without experiencing it first hand though, it's hard to see the good they might actually be doing. The placebo effect is a well documented and very beneficial medicine in some cases after all.

    Furthermore, I suggest that you try to tell these cult girls that during your meditation you felt a inexorable pull towards one of them in particular. Break down half way through saying you don't understand how feelings can be so strong for someone you've never even talked to before, and then it is on.

    Make sure to invoke the spirits while banging.

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  2. Squeaks, you are brilliant.

    -Dave

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  3. Bravo sir.

    - Cmdr. Kelly

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  4. "The entities of light are flowing through me!"

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