Here are some things that you missed by being a selfish asshole and nto being home for Thanksgiving:
1) This actually came the day after Thanksgiving, but I feel it was the most important event. Mother took everything (turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy) and, instead of making all of us pull out forty different containers to make some food, she put them together in one pan and made some sort of Thanksgiving leftover casserole. It was amazing, and to be honest, it was more or less an exact replication of your traditional Thanksgiving plate.
2) God damn it, Lions.
3) "Ben, I've got a friend that wants to take Pat Lynch home tonight, but we need to get Dave Tomke away from him first."
4) I got lost somewhere in the South End after attending a house party where I knew about two people. This came after the Green Hut had already closed. I ended up walking home while eating a 7-11 deli sandwich at about 4:30 a.m.
5) I stole your winter coat (which, technically, you stole from Kelly's). Thanks?
1.) Re: 3. So, how did that work out? If he didn't get taken home, you better have at least blown him.
ReplyDelete2.) Re: 5. I didn't steal it. It was given to me by my good friends Terron and Scotty. Besides, it only replaced the coat that was stolen from me. Enjoy it, because I want it back in a year, you goddamn gypsy.
I got blackout drunk at the Hut on Wednesday night, slapped Jay Schabel in the face when he told me the Lions were going to lose, and then proceeded to (I think) yell at Beth Houser about "stealing my brother's job" and how she could never do it as good as you in the first place.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind that I had never met her before.
Love,
Fatti