Because the Tigers losing wasn't enough shit in the first place:
Those words of praise probably don't resonate with Napoli as much as manager Ron Washington's tribute to his game. "Mike Napoli -- I call him a dirt bag, because that's the way he plays," Washington said.
Mike Napoli is actually good at baseball, so he should resent this.
"Mike Napoli...now there's a guy you want on your roster. He sprays cologne in Alex Avila's eyes every time he comes to the plate. Every time he hits a pop-up in the direction of first base, he's screaming to Cabrera about this 16-year-old girl he fingerbanged at the club the other night. Have you seen his tribal armband tattoos? Bro. SICK."
ReplyDeleteI just searched Wikipedia hoping (nay, PRAYING) that Mike Napoli played college football. Alas, it was not to be.
ReplyDeleteHe did, however, start his minor-league career with the Butte Copper Kings, which is high comedy no matter how high-brow you are.