Dave Olmsted has moved on

Dave Olmsted took me out on a date to Kelly's yesterday. It was romantic for about two hours until Sam and Lillian showed up with an international gang and ruined it. Of course, the only option at that point was to start doing shots and go to the Corners with Roderick (which I did).

The Tigers play tonight in Game 5 against the Yankees with Fister (hardly even know her!) on the mound against Ivan Nova. Passion Tsunami is a little upset that I am skipping our kickball game to watch it. I maintain that you would do the same thing and there was a little debate over it. So let's clear that up: would you skip kickball to watch an elimination game in the playoffs?

Nachofest is this weekend, too. Ted and I tried to book the Governor's Suite at the Marriott in downtown East Lansing (the most luxurious room in all of East Lansing!), but unfortunately, it was already booked (probably by the governor). Keehner and I have discussed having a velvet rope section with a couch for our VIP keg this year and I fully support this. I had Keehner text one of the dudes that now runs Nachofest about getting me a party package and the response was, "We already have one for him. #obvious." This may be my last one if Joe can't make it. Once it gets down to me and Arj, it's time for me to bow out gracefully. Everyone knows that Arj will be the last man standing in anything related to being in the vicinity of East Lansing. He's like Charlie from It's Always Sunny.

This entire post seems choppy and not very put together. Oh well, I'm on my lunch break at work. Suck it, Grynchy.

I'm sure we'll discuss this topic more in the coming days, but Lions vs. Bears on Monday Night Football is going to be full of arguments, alcohol and possibly (probably?) jail time. It's going to be out of control.

Finaly note: I think Katie left her phone on the charger at Brandon's, as there is a phone there whose owner we cannot track down. Plus it's locked. Can you confirm this?

Love,
Dave