Women in cults

As I wrote on my other blog, a lot of the volunteers (and participants) in this place are attractive. Can I pull a Mac from Sunny ("Charlie Gets an Abortion") and lie to convince a cult follower to have sex with me?!

You Know I Need It

1) I need you to buy me a pair of white pants. If nothing else, this is what I need to commemorate your trip.

2) Pulitzer, not Pullitzer. Just because the people you're around don't speak English doesn't mean you have to regress.

I am in a town run by a cult. And there are spies all around me.

Dave,

We've arrived at the small town based around Casa de Ignacio, where the faith healer and his ilk work their magic. You are required to wear all white to any sessions featuring these people. The first pair of white pants(!) I looked at was 38 Reais (about $24).

I really want to get deep into this and win a Pulitzer for my investigative journalism. As such, I am taking on a very spiritual and reverential appearance for all of my dealings this week. I'm fairly certain that the townsfolk are used to weed out skeptics, and I don't want to be exposed.

I'd tell you to pray for me, David, but there's enough prayer to go around here.

-Doggins

A Quick Thankgiving Recap

Here are some things that you missed by being a selfish asshole and nto being home for Thanksgiving:

1) This actually came the day after Thanksgiving, but I feel it was the most important event. Mother took everything (turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy) and, instead of making all of us pull out forty different containers to make some food, she put them together in one pan and made some sort of Thanksgiving leftover casserole. It was amazing, and to be honest, it was more or less an exact replication of your traditional Thanksgiving plate.

2) God damn it, Lions.

3) "Ben, I've got a friend that wants to take Pat Lynch home tonight, but we need to get Dave Tomke away from him first."

4) I got lost somewhere in the South End after attending a house party where I knew about two people. This came after the Green Hut had already closed. I ended up walking home while eating a 7-11 deli sandwich at about 4:30 a.m.

5) I stole your winter coat (which, technically, you stole from Kelly's). Thanks?

We Did It!

Your picture is up at www.tebowing.com. I think I won a free t-shirt.

Kevin Smith?!

I don't know if you're able to watch the game today, so please refer to the header of this post for a quick, two-word summary (halfway through the fourth).

I had your souvenir picked out, but it was quite expensive.