In both our parts of the world, actually. So, I considered writing a nice, elegant post about how much your birthday means to impoverished Southeast Asians who have only heard about you in skin-whitening ads and movie previews, but then I realized that I spent two hours writing that last post, and couldn't get one single goddamn comment.
Shit, the only person who acknowledged it existed was our mother, who isn't even supposed to be reading this website in the first place (Big ups though, Mom!).
So, you're not getting shit for your birthday. Fucking write something.
Shit, the only person who acknowledged it existed was our mother, who isn't even supposed to be reading this website in the first place (Big ups though, Mom!).
So, you're not getting shit for your birthday. Fucking write something.
